Quotes
Angie's
"I'm righteously indignent"
"Hate crimes are gay!"
"It's Mr.Hornberger! Mr.Hornburger rocks my world!"
"Becoming a nun is a step on the way to suicide"
"Man Love!YAY!"
"See! the foreign kid pronounces 'crayon' right!"
"I will not be 'nekked' at any point during this date!
I swear i'll at least have a glove on!"
"I was once offerd an ass hickey.................."
"do they do a full body cavity search,just incase your hiding a vile of someone elses piss in your asshole?...........because you need a job at the truck stop that badly?That's when you've hit rock bottom"
"Hey....may 6th is the national day of prayer.........we should get off for that...........of school i mean!"
"I bring you tidings of great cock!"
Me and Angie conversations.
S: hey kids go go ride the strip tonight
A:there's an episode of leave it to beaver we never saw
S: yeah in that one 'beaver' took on a whole new meaning..........
S:ange...........what happens when you mix a monkey and a goat?
A:........................ian....................?
A: I always swallow and was like 'well should i not swallow just for compairson?'
S:.................ange one of these days so guy's just gunna say ' honey,would you like bad sex today.....................just for compairson"
Misc.
"Ya know.................in prison they call it rape,But since were in bible collage we call it 'dorm unity night'" ~Ody
"So what your saying,isn't what I'm seeing here,so you can go suck an egg!"~Mr.Martin
"Hey well fuck you too people!"~me
"I was at a metal concert and there was this emo kid and my friend was like "What the hell? This is metal and he's emo! What a poser! You should punch him!" so i turned around, and nailed him a good one and broke his nose, and he ran away crying.
it was awesome, everyone was laughing so hard, im just glad he didnt comebck with the Slit Wrist Mafia"~Travis
"go slit there writs and smack off to Good charlotte"~Brett
(the names we gave emo kids)
"Slit wrist mafia"~Travis
"lunch box clan"~Brett
"Candy neckles queers"~Me
"YOU KNOW KNOW WHAT? I'M GUNNA COME DOWN THERE AND SHOVE THIS PINAPPLE UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS!!!?"~Travis
